*Silence*
*Lighter click*
*Keyboard typing*
Sure. I’m distracted. How can I not be? You almost knocked down my coffee for clumsily placing your ashtray on the table and you have just consumed 12 sticks of cigarette in just 30 minutes since you arrived. How dare you allow me to inhale the deadly white smoke that your muffler-like pipes are emitting! I just learned that you now smoke a huge number a day. Is it part of your ‘ideological’ stance when it comes to freedom? I thought you are with me in making our meetings nicotine and caffeine-free. Is it possible that you are getting even with me since we are now in a caffeine-infested environment and that I am addicted to it? Or you just want to irritate me? Well, if the latter’s your plan, you won the warfare. I am irritated. I wish I had enough guts to drag myself inside the non-smoking section of this coffee shop where air conditioning is generously in full blast and I can have a Bossa Nova-all-you-want listening spree. But I have this ball and chain shackled on my feet. I do believe you have the keys and you wont allow me to have it. Since when did I loose the courage to tell you something that I think is for your own good? Why can I not just imitate the PSA that once aired on local TV “Please, stop smoking.” Something’s holding me back... Okay, that’s it! It’s your 13th cancer stick! >Tap< >tap< >tap< I’m going cuckoo over this. I know I can’t make you stop! What am I thinking?
*Silence*
*Keyboard typing*
I’m glad you showed up. I did not expect that you would, though. That is why I readied my blissful abandonment. I apologize for having this pathetically fancy, green-labeled coffee shop as our meeting place. I might have called it ‘pathetic’ but this is my comfort zone now. This has been my sanctuary since you left me hanging in mid air eons ago. I spend more than 60 hours here every week (That is more than my day job overtime hours for the whole year). And in my opinion, I deserve the ‘customer or the year’ award. You have missed my 200th espresso milestone in this branch. It’s my 259th tonight. I’ll be running for 265 before this shop closes. I might get to my 300th in 1 week.
*Keyboard Typing*
So now, what’s with the ‘what-lured-you-to-the-green-labeled-coffee’ look you just gave me? It’s not as if I have forgotten how contented we were before in just sitting down the steps of an abandoned sari-sari store near my place while eating ice pops every night. It was a perfect hang out place and it bore witness to different milestones in our relationship. Like the first time I saw you cry over your first heartbreak and our nightlong singing sessions that honed your sense of rhythm and my mastering of Zappa’s lyrics. It was so simple, yet meaningful. We need not shell out money, but we are contented and fulfilled at the same time even if the mosquitoes are having their nightly feasts on us. This encounter with you tonight is so awkward. Is it because I have this trusty MacBook in front of me as I type this crap and I am making a no-nicotine-allowed bubble, which obviously you cannot enter, or is it coming from somewhere else?
“Do you have 5s?”
First statement of the night and it was asking me for loose change so you can buy that chocolate hazelnut biscotti that you love to dunk in my coffee.
“Sorry, I only have 20s.”
You get it anyway. You getting it do not surprise me. Getting more than what you need is so typical you. I am fed up with you being the king of ‘coolness’ and you thinking that people pleasing is so cool that it can move you up the pedestal of disasters and stereotypes. Okay, that’s too much drama. Emotional fit emergency! Call 1-800-MELODRAMA or visit www.emohangups.com.ph. How can I not have emotional convulsions? You did not dunk your Biscotti in my coffee! You can hang up the call now. That got me thinking.
*Silence*
*Keyboard typing*
We were never like this. We used to have fun together. Those joyrides we had to only-god-knows-where inspired me to be more of a traveler and not just be a regular tourist (Just like what Anthony Bourdain said). We did not mind people teasing us that we are having a more-than-platonics relationship. We just give them the finger and live our lives as we planned. We talked a lot, and I give you the credit for bringing down the walls that I have built from the normal society you belong. I have dreamed about a platonic relationship like this for so long. Not so smooth, but the differences that we had were the ones that glued us together. But now, we are like freshies of the situation. Your corny jokes will remain corny and it wont receive any acknowledgements, at least from me, ever. Do I have to introduce myself again? Do I have to spell out my surname and tell you the history of my nickname? I’m stuck.
*Silence*
*Keyboard Typing*
Wait… Petite, Dark haired, Morena approaching approximately 10 meters per hour at your 8 o’clock. Damn. Why is she here? I thought this is a private conversation of the nearly ex-best friends who are trying to make up with each other? A new girlfriend huh. How nice. Nice skin, cool techno watch, is that Pucci she’s wearing? Oh no, I recognize that pair of Manolo’s from an 8th avenue shop at Rodeo Drive. I didn’t know you got taste for standard, high maintenance belles. I thought simple, caring, longhaired girls who knows how to cook good food and knows how to play at least one musical instrument are the ones that are appealing to you. Hah, now you are making me laugh. First, you came here puffing those Sobrini fumes (because you were once a thrifty chap), flaunting your new “made-over-queer eye” haircut (You hated the quintet). And now, presenting me with this dolled up My Scene Barbie that is so deserving of a spot on a Toys R Us shelf!? Now, I want to ask, “What is up?”
*Silence*
*Keyboard typing*
I am having a hard time understanding your point of adding complications in this little situation that we have. You once again flimflammed me to this forked road, and now, I don’t know where to go and what to do. Well, how will I know! After you got into serious, romantic relationships, we communicated through our ‘common friends’ who apparently, are my friends who became your first-degree buddies. I just don’t find the logic of you and me having the same group of friends now. If you are Mr. Congeniality, then why can’t you just look for people out of my system? Sure, I am exuding the ‘jealous’ best friend aura. But how can I be able to move on if you and I have the same set of friends? Most of them became your first-degree friends who confided in you even about them PMSing. How cool is that added the situation we have here right now? Burr.
That affected me, I must admit. I had a couple of romantic relationships of my own, almost the same time you had yours. I cannot help but hold that responsible for this rift. Why would I not? Of course, replacing the time we used to spend together was the time we gave our significant others. Our ‘Best friend’ relationship has taken the backseat for so long and I thought it would be forever. The only reason you would show up at my doorstep is whenever there is a need to iron out creases in your relationship. That I did not mind, for I have set myself to my mantra of being there for people in times of emotional downpour.
*Silence*
>Aluminum Chairs Pulled Back<
*Silence*
*Keyboard Typing*
Now, you’re already saying your goodbyes? ‘Liz’s going to have her nails done.’ So you say. I thought it was something like ‘Liz’s having her boobs done, and I should be there to witness that momentous event of her life!’ I would have counted the latter as a valid excuse. But come on! Her acrylics are now much more important than a ‘friend’ who has been looking all over for you the past days and wishing to talk to you over coffee (or anything that can be talked on over)? You got to be kidding me! Okay, so you’re not kidding... And you’re pretty serious… You waved goodbye while the Pucci-wearing Barbie’s dragging you down the steps. Shush.
*Cuckoo Silence*
*Keyboard Typing*
Crap. This Mac is lagging again. As if it is affirming of its condolences to my once again battered conscience of not telling you, how important it is for us to talk tonight because I am just about to break up with you. I do not want to be carrying the label “Carlo’s Best Friend” anymore. I realized that this would not work between us the time you told me that Erap joke (that you have been telling me since auld lang syne) and just before the pick up line materialized, it bored me. It got me thinking how many times you have told that joke to an enormous number of people behind me. You have mastered every word, every second on when to drop the pick up line and how calculated every smile and laughter you gave out to your countless ‘best friends’, ‘bestest best friends’, ‘beshys’, ‘best buds’, ‘bestest beshys’ and god-knows-what other names you call them. I resign to the subconscious pact of us being best of friends. I am not your loss. You have a lot of ‘spare keys’ anyway.
I was supposed to tell you that you can keep everything conjugal that we owned (even the leather jacket we purchased over eBay that cost us a fortune). And you know what? I did not want any residue of your clothes’ musky scent on my couch that is why I donated it to charity and bought a new one, a wicker chair that you said you hated. I started up early so I wont be caught with the ‘backing-out flu’ that I always get. I would just want my life to sit in a cul-de-sac than be in the rapids with you around. I would have wanted to wake up tomorrow and be your so called “Ex best friend” so that there will be no more rantings and all those misunderstandings that we have over things that don’t even exist in the real world. That would be uplifting.
*Cellphone Message Alert Tone*
*Keypads click*
A text message from one of your newly found ‘Best friends’ … ‘Carlo’s sorry for not being able to talk to you tonight. He’ll see you soon.’ … Well, I should have heard of that from you. Not from a slushy individual that don’t even know how to spell my name correctly.
I guess I have to wait until we meet again.
But thanks anyway:
-For all the texts that kept me company during boring days and long nights.
-For all the secrets you shared and entrusted to me and my secrets that you kept.
-For all the videos we edited (actually you edited while I watched), projects we crammed, Good Time cookies we shared, songs we sang, movies we watched, CDs we borrowed and gave.
-For all the Cuenca doughnuts, crinkles, Snickers, nachos, dalandan juice, cheese logs, coffee, french fries, popcorn (Holy Kettle or Taters), Taquitos, and pizzas we've eaten.
-For all the code names for our crushes and all the times we stood by each other for support, buildings that could have been, stalker moments, Top30 revelations (is that why 30’s your favorite number?), and dark ages.
-For all the five to thirty minute laughing fits we've had.
-For all the moments we've cried together.
-For all the seats you gave up just so I could sit, the time you sacrificed to be with me, the credits you used up to check how I was, the coins you spent to talk to me, the trips to Leon Guinto you made to see me, the times you let me go first that reminded me that I am a lady, the choices you always provided me (although I never made a choice), the fights you put up just to be with me, the months you spent waiting, the nights you TRIED to stay up to talk to me.
-For making me laugh.
-For worrying. Not over worrying! Just worrying.
-For growing your dreads and getting rid of them after a few days when I told you it didn’t look good on you and for simply trusting me with tresses issues.
-For being a gentleman--not just to me, but to other girls, to older people.
-For having a great smile.
-For being such a techie and EcE smartie and having patience to teach me when I'm totally clueless about most things.
-For being, such a wonderful company all the time.
-For hugging me, pinching my arm, playing with my hair, tapping my nose, wrapping your arm around my shoulders, massaging my hand and my shoulders when they're stressed, holding my hand, stroking my cheek, kissing my forehead, holding my chin up.
-For texting me, calling me, YM-ing me, writing me letters, e-mailing me, and giving me giant Valentine's Day cards.
-For missing me when I'm in Leon Guinto and You’re in Diliman.
-For all the times you said ‘good luck’, ‘take care’, ‘i miss you’, ‘kuwento ka naman’, ‘how are you?’, ‘do you want to go out on Saturday?’, ‘are you gonna be okay?’, ‘you okay?’, and ‘i love you’.
-For all the times you were there for me.
-For loving me.
-For a trillion, billion, million other things.
Thank you.
And this is it for now.
>Mac Closes<
*Silence*
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*silence*
*keyboard>
Music Trips for today: Across the Universe by The Beatles
Book worming with: (Re-reading) To Kill a Mocking Bird
I am basically...: touched